ok, when i was a kid, thongs were what we call flip flops today. they were sandals worn mostly in the summertime. they had one little thingy that went between your big toe and the next toe over. they had little straps that went from side of your foot to the other. with no backs to them. it took me... Read more →

[stepping on to soapbox] ok...most of you are aware that i come from a chiropractic culture. there are things in main stream medicine that i do not agree with. there are things in main stream medicine that i will not accept. there are things in main stream medicine that I WILL ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NOT INFLICT UPON MYSELF, TEEN AGER OR... Read more →

teenager: last week i had a whole family of crickets in my room trophy wife: how did you get rid of them? teenager: they died. i thought about being a cricket adventurer but that got old kinda fast. i still am not sure how they died because i know teenager is too big of a wimp to get them herself...although... Read more →

there was just talk recently on facebook about hoodlums. and although this following event isn't about hoodlums per se, it's about creeping little boys that have no respect for anyone or anything. so after school i needed to make a stop at the local target. we pulled into the lot in the hot rod [challenger] and jumped out with shopping... Read more →

good grief! so...yesterday as i am taking teenager to school, we end up following ID in through the stupid drop off line...which also doubles as the stupid pick up line in the afternoon. obviously ID notices that i am behind her. really...how could you miss my truck! so then she decides to drive about 3 miles an hour. this drives... Read more →

whooooooooookay, we're just going to pretend that i've been doin this awhile and haven't missed a beat, ok? so, i'm sitting in the stupid after school pick up line. in my H2, and no, i'm not bragging or asking for someone to berate my gas guzzling ways, i'm just stating the facts, ma'am. so, i'm in the after school pick... Read more →